I predict a riot

Tom I'll have you know that it's been YEARS since I fell in a stream, or a river, or a canal, or a puddle. I am far too grown-up and sensible.

Yesterday afternoon I babysitted Livvy for an hour and a half while Emma went to the doctor. She's a good kid but tiring, Mark says I should just have put on Monsters Inc and left her to it but where's the fun in that? We played Don't Spill the Beans and Elefun and I was a horse for a while.

Tonight Mark & I are going to see Avenue Q in London! I am quite excited.